Main Menu
Houston 12" Round Pizzas
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CHZ12.00Mozzarella/provolone
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Pepperoni 1 отзыв14.00Mozzarella/provolone + natural cased pepperoni
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Garlic Galore16.00Fresh minced garlic, confit garlic cloves, fried garlic chips, basil, mozz/provolone blend
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Chef Favre15.00Natural cased pepperoni, mushroom, feta, chili flakes
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Rudz Margherita15.00Confit cherry tomato, marinated sheep/goat's milk cheese, chives
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Classico16.00Sopressata, pepperoni, house made sausage & banana peppers
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Gains, Bro18.00Natural cased pepperoni, house made sausage, bacon
Detroit 8x10 Majickal Squares
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Brick15.00Brick chz, garlic, chili flake, basil, oregano, side of Detroit sauce
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Traditional-Ish16.00Brick chz, natural cased pepperoni, Detroit sauce, fresh oregano, chili flake
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Sausage-Ish16.00House made sausage, brick chz, fresh basil, candied orange peel, Detroit sauce
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Hamburglar17.00Seasoned beef, brick cheese, bacon, topped with lettuce, onions, pickles & house secret sauce
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Compote17.00Bacon, Pure Luck Texas chevre, brick chz, smoked berry compote, spiced pecans
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Bistro-Ish17.00Chicken, spinach & artichoke dip, pepper jack cheese
Snacks
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Dill Pickle Dip7.00House made with Rudz potato chips
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Lettuce Wraps10.00House smoked chicken, fresh herbs, peanuts, celery, and golden raisins
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Our bad ass dough knotted up with fermented garlic thyme butter, fresh basil, DOP Parm & a side of pizza sauce
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Black Bean Nachos11.00Stadium style nachos with black beans, lime crema, house made queso, avocado puree & Jorge's salsa
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Chips y Queso8.00Buh
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Party Potatoes10.00Smoked, smashed & fried potatoes, bacon, cheddar, sour cream, black garlic vinaigrette, fresh herbs
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Nuts & Bolts12.00The Fryer Strikes Back! Still all fried, all the time Pick 3 and lose your mind: Onions | Fries | Cheese | Okra
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Spinach Artichoke Dip9.00We make it here. With lots of different cheeses. Served with tortilla chips
Witches
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BLT Redux12.00Applewood smoked bacon, hydro bib lettuce, tomato, DOP parm, herbed mayo
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The Turkey13.00House smoked turkey, bacon, swiss cheese, hydro bib lettuce, smoked spring onion aioli
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Gay Fil-A12.00Like the chicken sandwich at that famous place, but without the gay-hate, way more fabulous, and available on Sunday
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Parmaggeddon15.00Breaded chicken cutlet, smoked marinara, brick chz, goat horn mayo, double stacked on a garlic Philly roll
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Clubbin16.00House smoked turkey, jambon de paris, bacon, cheddar, hydro bib lettuce, tomato, herbed mayo
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Fancy AF Grilled Cheese14.00Wagon Wheel cabbot cheddar, Anjoy pears, houes spiced pecans, walnut & basil pesto
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12-Day Pastrami15.00House made short rib pastrami, spring fruit mostarda, Dairy Maids Holy Cow Swiss, Breadman Baking Co. marbled rye
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12-Day Pastrami By-The-Pound23.00Take it home. Make your own witches
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The Grindr Returns15.00Layers of mortadella, sopressata, spicy coppa & provolone with goat horn mayo & tapenade
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Cheesesteak15.00Marinated ribeye, onions, peppers, house made cheese whiz
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Buffalo Chicken Witch15.00Stacked, fried chicken breasts in house made Buffalo Sauce with carrot, celery & gorgonzola
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Spaghettie Grilled Cheese11.00Spaghetti, smoked marinara, DOP parm, mozzarella, provolone on fermented garlic toast
Salad Days
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Not-A-Shitty-House-Salad12.00Power greens, pears, minced garlic, shallot. Dairy Maids marinated sheep's milk cheese, toasted pine nuts, chili flake, bad ass house croutons, sherry-thyme vinaigrette
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Caesar Salad10.00Heritage romaine, house made caesar, badass house croutons. DOP parm
Burgers
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The Burger 1 отзыв12.00
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Patty Melt15.002 thin patties, confit onions, peppar jack cheese sauce & remoulade on Breadman Baking Co. jalapeno cheddar toast
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TX Chili Chz Burger15.00House-made TX red chili, cheddar, onion rings, picnic mustard
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Aloha Burger14.00Ham, Swiss, pineapple/serrano jam, mayo, brah
Plates
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Fish 1 отзыв & Chips16.00Tempura battered cod, fries, house made tartar sauce, powdered malt vinegar
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Chicken Finger Basket12.00Brined & House breaded chicken served with frieds, side of honey mustard & Breadman Bakin Co. jalapeno cheddar toast
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Fish Tacos15.00Fried fish taco, Rudz slaw, buttermilk cumin dressing, side of beans & Jorge's salsa
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Chicken Parm Pasta16.00House made spaghetti in fermented garlic-thyme butter, smoked tomato marinara, brick chz, DOP parm
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Frito Pie12.00Like little league but made better
Houes Made Ice Cream
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Houes Made Ice CreamAsk About Seasonal Flavors
Happy Hour
Happy Hour
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Jameson / Espolon5.00
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Draft5.00
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Wells4.00
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Lonestar / Montucky3.50
Taps / Cocktails
IPAs
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Crush City IPA, IPA - American 7% ABV 70 Ibu Buffalo Bayou, Brewing Houston, TXPint 6.50Bright Mandarina hops and a smooth malt body makes a super citrus, crushable IPA.
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Double Down Double IPA, IPA - Imperial / Double 9.2% ABV 71 IBU Saint Arnold Brewing Company, Houston, TXPint 8.50Our take on a juicy double IPA. Our focus was to create big tropical and melon notes while integrating bitterness rather than it being a focal point. To accomplish this, we used late kettle hop additions and Incognito, an all-natural hop product that delivers highly concentrated flavor and aroma.
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Cali Green DDH Pale Ale - American 8% ABV 91 IBU Brash Brewing Company, Houston, TX
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Double Spirit Føul IPA - Imperial / Double New England 8.2% ABV 40 IBU Fair State Brewing Cooperative, Minneapolis, MNDDH Double IPA version of the hazy IPA collaboration with Modern Times Beer from San Diego, CA. Super juicy, tropical, and dank.
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Resin IPA - Imperial / Double 9.1% ABV 103 IBU Sixpoint Brewery, Brooklyn, NYPint 7.50Resin" is named after the sticky ooze that secretes from the lupulin glands of the hop cone.
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Deadhead IPA Series: Drivin' That Haze IPA - New England 7% ABV 55 IBU Destihl Brewery, Normal, ILPint 8.00Our DeadHead IPA series melds the alluring vibe of our favorite music with unbounded tasks on the hoppy beers we love to drink, unleashing a whole new groove. Our Drivin' That Haze IPA features Pilsen malt, flaked oats & Vienna malt with a chord of Cashmere, Amarillo & Simcoe hops, for a smooth malt melody with notes of tropical and citrus fruits.
Porters and Stouts
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Guinness Draught Stout - Irish Dry 4.2% ABV 45 IBU Guinness, Saint James' Gate, LeinsterPint 7.00Swirling clouds tumble as the storm begins to calm. Settle. Breathe in the moment, then break through the smooth, light head to the bittersweet reward. Unmistakeably GUINNESS, from the first velvet sip to the last, lingering drop. And every deep-dark satisfying mouthful in between. Pure beauty. Pure GUINNESS. Guinness Draught is sold in kegs, widget cans, and bottles. The ABV varies from 4.1 to 4.3%. Guinness Extra Cold is the exact same beer only served through a super cooler at 3.5 °C.
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Peanut Butter Moonjumper, Stout - Milk / Sweet 6.1% ABV 30 IBU Destihl Brewery, Normal, ILPint 7.50Dark. Sweet. Silky. Fasten your space helmet because this stout will quickly have you orbiting the moon. Notes of roasted and chocolate malts round out our milk stout's sweet side, creating a well-balanced beer with a smooth mouthfeel and creamy tan head. One sip of this medium-bodied stout will have you jumping over the moon for another.
Beer
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Art Car IPA, IPA - American 7.2% ABV 55 IBU Saint Arnold Brewing Company, Houston, TXCan (16oz) 8.00Art Car IPA is an American IPA featuring a blend of both new and old hop varieties from the Pacific Northwest. The nose is a blend of apricot and tropical fruit and mango. The taste starts with a big bitter blood orange that morphs into mangos and sweet tropical fruits. There is a lightly sweet malt body that allows the hops to shine while there being a nice complexity to the flavors.
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Dos Equis Lager Especial, Lager - American 4.2% ABV 10 IBU Cervecería Cuauhtémoc Moctezuma S.A. de C.V. Monterrey, Nuevo LeónBottle (12oz) 5.00A crisp, refreshing, light-bodied malt-flavored beer with a well-balanced finish. A Lager that drinks like a Pilsner. A liquid embodiment of living life to the fullest. A beverage made from pure spring water and the choicest hops. A beer with such good taste, it's chosen you to drink it.
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Bud Light, Lager - American Light 4.2% ABV 6 IBU Anheuser-Busch, St. Louis, MOBottle (12oz) 5.00Bud Light is brewed using a blend of premium aroma hop varieties, both American-grown and imported, and a combination of barley malts and rice. Its superior drinkability and refreshing flavor makes it the world's favorite light beer.
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Michelob Ultra, Lager - American Light 4.2% ABV 10 IBU Anheuser-Busch, St. Louis, MOCan (16oz) 5.00A superior light beer. Brewed using the finest barley malt, select grains, all-imported hops and a pure-cultured yeast strain. The special choice of grains combined with the extended mashing process produces a smooth, refreshing beer with fewer carbohydrates.
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Original Dry Cider, Cider - Dry 5% ABV Austin Eastciders, Austin, TXCan (12oz) 5.50Austin Eastciders Original Dry Cider is a crisp, smooth, dry craft cider made with European bittersweet apples & American dessert apples. Additional Notes: Flavor: Bittersweet, Winey, Culinary apples, Pear. Aroma: Tart & Ripe Apples. Food Pairings: Brisket tacos, Oysters, Soft cheese
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Pineapple Cider, Cider - Other Fruit 5% ABV Austin Eastciders, Austin, TXCan (12oz) 5.50Austin Eastciders Pineapple Cider is a bright semi-sweet cider made with tropical pineapple and heirloom bittersweet apples. Additional Notes: European bittersweet apples & American dessert apples are blended with golden ripe pineapples for a refreshingly tropical experience! Flavor: Tropical, Pulpy, Pineapple. Aroma: Tropical fruit, Ripe. Food Pairings: Al Pastor tacos, Spicy Indian dishes, and Caramel desserts
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Belgian White, Wheat Beer - Witbier 5.4% ABV 9 IBU Blue Moon Brewing Company, Denver, COBottle (12oz) 5.50Blue Moon Belgian White, Belgian-style wheat ale, is a refreshing, medium-bodied, unfiltered Belgian-style wheat ale spiced with fresh coriander and orange peel for a uniquely complex taste and an uncommonly smooth finish.
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Wild Sour Series: Synchopathic, Sour - Other 6% ABV 12 IBU Destihl Brewery, Normal, ILCan (12oz) 5.50Synchopathic is the combination of a refreshingly tart and acidic sour ale with robust-citrusy, fruity & floral dry-hops one would otherwise find in a pale ale, with aromas and flavors reminiscent of grapefruit, orange, lemon, tangerine, pineapple and hints of pine, giving way to a biscuity-crackery malt backbone, low bitterness and dry finish to bring it all in synch. Cheers.
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Buckle Bunny, Cream Ale 4.5% ABV 15 IBU Eureka Heights Brew Co, Houston, TXCan (16oz) 4.00This beer is so corny you'll think it was a dad joke. Flaked maize is used alongside malted barley to give a slight corny sweetness in this crushable beer.
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Mini Boss IPA - American 6.8% ABV 70 IBU Eureka Heights Brew Co, Houston, TXCan (12oz) 5.50This double dry hopped IPA is jammed full of citrus and tropical notes. Citra and Mosaic join forces to delicately rock your face off. At just under 7% it's super balanced and like a totes, actual IPA.
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Pacífico Clara, Lager - American 4.5% ABV 15 IBU Grupo Modelo, Nava, Coahuila de ZaragozaBottle (12oz) 5.00Pacifico Clara Mexican Beer is adventurous with a hearty, crisp taste of citrus and ocean mist. Enjoy this lightly bitter import beer with grilled shrimp or a Baja taco.
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Love Street, Kölsch 4.9% ABV 20 IBU Karbach Brewing Co, Houston, TXIn the 1960's on Allen's Landing sat Love Street; a hot spot of music and social impact. The venue hosted eclectic characters ranging from open mic' ers to the Lizard King himself. Love Street was not only a place, but a state of mind. A place to unwind and let the music refresh your soul. Likewise, Love Street Summer Seasonal is a state of mind. Brewed in the Kolsch-style and hopped delicately with floral German hops, this beer boasts a clean malt profile that refreshes to the core, without sacrificing character. So crack one open and find your own Love Street. Available in Can (12oz)
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Yellow Rose IPA - American 6.8% ABV 62 IBU Lone Pint Brewery, Magnolia, TXBottle (16.9oz) 7.50A SMaSH, Single Malt and Single Hop, IPA using a caboodle (technical term for a large amount of malt) of malt and a new hop released in 2012 called Mosaic (HBC 369). It is a daughter of Simcoe (YCR 14), one of our favorite hops. Whole cone Mosaic is used for bittering, flavoring, and aroma in the kettle; it is also massively dry hopped. The beer is named after a Texas Heroine. Tasting notes: chalk-white head with a very clean malt backbone. The hops impart strong grapefruit, pineapple, and blueberry flavor and aroma. A strong beer that is extremely quaffable.
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Original, Lager - American 4.72% ABV 10 IBU Lone Star Brewing Co., Fort Worth, TXCan (16oz) 4.00This beer is owned by PBR and contract brewed by Miller. Lone Star Beer uses the finest hops from the Pacific Northwest with hearty grains from the Central and Northern Plains. Malted barley and corn extract combine to provide Lone Star with nature's finest ingredients for brewing. Lone Star's ingredients give this beer its full natural flavor. The choicest hops lend complexity and aroma to this beer, and its proprietary mashing regimen creates the perfect balance of alcohol, body, and character.
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Montucky Cold Snack, Lager - American 4.1% ABV Montucky Cold Snacks, Bozeman, MT
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Pabst Blue Ribbon, Lager - American 4.8% ABV 10 IBU Pabst Brewing Company, San Antonio, TXCan (16oz) 4.00This is the original Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer. Nature's choicest products provide its prized flavor. Only the finest of hops and grains are used. Selected as America's Best in 1893.
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Parish Pilsner, Pilsner - Czech 4.6% ABV Parish Brewing Co., Broussard, LACan (12oz) 5.50A crisp, lighter-bodied lager that still retains a strong aroma of yeast and noble hops, with a peppery finish after a mildly sweet but clean flavor.
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Devil's Backbone, Belgian Tripel 8.1% ABV 35 IBU Real Ale Brewing Company, Blanco, TXCan (12oz) 5.50Named for a winding stretch of Hill Country highway, Devil's Backbone is a Belgian-style tripel. Featuring a beautiful pale-golden color, this ale's spicy hops and Belgian yeast work together to create a distinctive flavor and aroma. Don't let the light color fool you, this one has a dark side too. Traditional Belgian brewing techniques add strength without increasing heaviness. Find one near you, or better yet, take a road trip out to Blanco. We promise the views (and the brews) will be well worth the drive.
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Shiner Bock, Bock - Single / Traditional 4.4% ABV 13 IBU Spoetzl Brewery, Shiner, TXBottle (12oz) 5.50Bock has a tan, dense head with a crystal-clear amber color and a sweet aroma with a subtle roasted maltiness on the nose. The taste is slightly sweet with notes of roasted nuts and caramel. Lightly hopped, this dark lager goes down smooth.
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Polygamy Porter, Porter - American 5% ABV 24 IBU Wasatch Brewery, Park City, UTCan (12oz) 5.50Why just have one? Polygamy Porter is a smooth, chocolatey, easy-drinkin' brown porter that's more than a little naughty. Take some home to the wives!
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Black Cherry, Hard Seltzer 5% ABV White Claw Seltzer Works, Chicago, ILCan (12oz) 5.50Black Cherry seamlessly balances the tartness and sweetness of a ripe summer cherry. It's the perfect introduction to the crisp, refreshing taste of White Claw® Hard Seltzer.
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Mango, Hard Seltzer 5% ABV White Claw Seltzer Works, Chicago, ILCan (12oz) 5.50Hard seltzer with a twist of fresh Mango flavor. Enjoy pure refreshment with this sweet, summer fruit flavor year-round.
Ales, Cider, Sour
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Dead Guy Ale, Bock - Hell / Maibock / Lentebock 6.8% ABV 40 IBU Rogue Ales, Newport, ORPint 7.50Our bold and complex maibock-style ale that has been introducing countless beer drinkers to craft beer the world for over 25 years. Chock full of rich caramel malts and herbal hop nuances tied together with a balanced hop bitterness, this guy is still as drinkable as ever.
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Berry Double Splitz, Sour - Fruited Berliner Weisse 7% ABV New Magnolia Brewing Co, Houston, TXPint 8.00Super Jammy, not too sweet!
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Loud FX Red Ale - American Amber / Red 5.4% ABV Local Group Brewing, Houston, TX
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Fat Tire, Red Ale - American Amber / Red 5.2% ABV 22 IBU New Belgium Brewing Company, Fort Collins, COPint 6.50Fat Tire Amber is the easy-drinking Amber Ale born in Colorado from New Belgium Brewing Company, a certified B-Corp. After nearly three decades of striving to reduce our impact, we are proud to produce America's first certified carbon neutral beer. Malts: Pale, C-80, Munich, Victory. Hops: Willamette, Goldings, Nugget. Yeast: House Ale Yeast.
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Lakewood Live - Vol 1 Farmhouse Ale - Other 8% ABV Lakewood Brewing Company, Garland, TXPint 6.50First in the Lakewood Live Series. This Country inspired farmhouse ale is loaded with peach flavor and aroma.
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Gulden Draak Classic, Belgian Strong Dark Ale 10.5% ABV 30 IBU Brouwerij Van Steenberge, Ertvelde, VlaanderenThe authentic, dark red tripel. Such an impressive symbol that has been around for more than 6 centuries requires an equally impressive beer. Like the dragon at the top of the city, Gulden Draak has been one of the world's best beers for years. It is a dark tripel, which in itself makes it an exceptional beer, but the complex taste with notes of caramel, roasted malt and coffee makes it unique. For the secondary fermentation use is made of a wine yeast that determines the unparalleled taste and that ensures the long-term taste evolution (= living beer). The older the beer gets, the more aroma it gets and the fuller the taste and color become. www.guldendraak.be.
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Gentleman's Relish, Brown Ale - English 6.2% ABV Lone Pint Brewery, Magnolia, TXPint 6.50Our Brown Ale gives a nod to the Northern English Brown style. However, since defeating the English in 1783, it is analogistic that the American version be stronger to reflect on England's vanquishment. Gentleman's Relish uses Maris Otter malt as the base, augmented with dark crystal and chocolate malts. Whole cone English hops are used throughout the boil, imparting their characteristic smooth bitterness. The beer is named after an Englishman's favorite snack, an anchovy paste, typically eaten on toast. Tasting notes: dark brown with a thick creamy head; chocolate-caramelly-nuttiness yields to a clean hoppy finish. It makes one almost wish that the English were still here to share a pint of this fine brew, almost.
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Watermelon Hard Cider, Cider - Other Fruit 4.7% ABV Bold Rock Hard Cider, Nellysford, VA
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Fulbrook Cream Ale - Blueberry, Cream Ale 5.2% ABV Fulbrook Ale Works, Richmond, TXPint 6.50Light, crisp and clean beer that has a nice blueberry muffin aroma while not overpowering with the blueberry finish.
Pilsners, Lagers and Wheat
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Shiner Bock, Bock - Single / Traditional 4.4% ABV 13 IBU Spoetzl Brewery, Shiner, TXPint 5.00Bock has a tan, dense head with a crystal-clear amber color and a sweet aroma with a subtle roasted maltiness on the nose. The taste is slightly sweet with notes of roasted nuts and caramel. Lightly hopped, this dark lager goes down smooth.
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Edelweizen, Hefeweizen 5% ABV 15 IBU Klaus Brewing Company, Houston, TXPint 7.00This Wheat Ale Style incorporates German noble (Edel)hops & Specialized yeast, which gives it its signature banana & clove flavors.
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Foux du Fafa, Pilsner - Other 5.7% ABV Holler Brewing Co., Houston, TXPint 7.00Lager with French Pilsner malt and Barbe Rouge hops.
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Calavera Lager, Lager - Vienna 4.8% ABV SpindleTap Brewery, Houston, TX
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Radeberger Pilsner, Pilsner - German 4.8% ABV 33 IBU Radeberger Gruppe, Frankfurt am Main, HessenPint 7.00Crowned the official drink by King Friedrich August III of Saxony, Radeberger, a pilsner style beer brewed near Dresden, is characterized by its dazzling and refreshing taste and has long been enjoyed by German nobility.
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Warsteiner Dunkel, Lager - Munich Dunkel 4.8% ABV 28 IBU Warsteiner, Warstein, Nordrhein-WestfalenPint 6.50An exceptionally smooth, dark, German Pilsener. Thanks to only the best ingredients this dark refreshes like a true lager beer. It has a rich smooth taste and a lingering slightly sweet aftertaste. The delicate aroma and extraordinary coloration result from a careful barley malt roasting process.
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Münchner (Munich) Gold, Lager - Dortmunder / Export 5.5% ABV 15 IBU Hacker-Pschorr, Munich, BayernPint 7.00Munich Gold" closely resembles our Münchner Hell in terms of taste and mainly owes its popularity to a slightly higher original gravity and the malty note. The result is a full-bodied yet mild taste which delivers an increasingly bitter note before culminating into an aromatic finish. A real treat for true beer connoisseurs! The types of barley grown in the Swabian Jura and in the Upper Palatinate Region of Bavaria are excellently suited for the production of this timeless classic. Hacker-Pschorr has been brewing beer in the traditional Bavarian manner since 1417. The high-quality beers the brewery produces are all brewed in accordance with the Bavarian Purity Law and contain only water, malt and hops.
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Celis White (US Only) Wheat Beer - Witbier 4.9% ABV 14 IBU Celis Brewery, Austin, TXPint 6.50This beer is for US only consumption. Celis White is made using Pierre Celis' original recipe from 1965, when he revived the witbier style on his father's barn in Belgium. Brewed with the highest quality ingredients, Celis White is a light and hazy yellow wheat beer, ideal for sipping during the hot summer months. An easy-drinking session beer laced with flavors of orange peel, spice and coriander, take a step back in time and enjoy the first witbier, Celis White.
Cocktails
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Hornitos Mango Margarita (Frozen)14.00
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Titos Screwston, Drank In My Cup (Frozen)14.00
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Negroni12.00
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OG Ranch Water8.00
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Strawberry Daquiri10.00
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Aperol Spritz10.00
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Ancho-Rita12.00
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French Connection12.00
Daily Specials
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Ole, Mole (Pie of the Week)17.00
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Country Ass Breakfast Burger16.00
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Chicken and Dumplings14.00
