Get Smashed

Thank you for outing yourself as someone who clearly did not read the menu. That 1/4” of grease you speak of, is grass-fed butter. The “krout” is actually caramelized onions - which comes with every order. The photo of the pierogis you uploaded very obviously shows the addition of our house seasoning blend - so you are definitely in the minority saying these have no flavor. And the platter comes with Mac Salad. If you wanted the Mac and Cheese, that is an option for an up-charge. But you’d know all of this if you paid attention to the details on the menu. And I can assure you, as the person who personally made your burger, you were not missing 1/3 of your handmade roll.