White Lion Starkholmes

I don't waste much time on losers who are ill informed and whine when they don't get what they want so here is a lesson in life provided in verse to educate bigot such as you:There once was a bloke called Steve Toop,Whose knowledge fell straight through the loop.He’d lecture with pride,Though facts never complied—Mistaking loud certainty for proof.He’d moan, “Every pub needs a website and food!”As though that alone made him shrewd.But a landlord decidesHow the business survives;Your entitlement isn’t a rule to include.When Google dredges up pages from years gone before,Don’t blame the pub for what search engines store.A little less rant,A little more can’t-Believe someone still doesn’t know what they’re for.So grow up, Steve—life won’t bend to your whim.Not every disappointment deserves a tantrum or hymn.The keyboard brigadeLove a one-star tirade,When “I didn’t get my own way” is their only real theme.Here’s a truth that’s remarkably easy to learn:Choice is a privilege, not something you earn.If the pub’s not for you,Then simply pass through—Stop whining, move on, and adjourn